Well, I was drunk the day
old 'Lu got out
of prison
I tried to get down to see him on somethn'
that'd float
But before I could get my shoggoth down to
R'lyeh
Ol' Cthulhu got run down by a damned old
boat!
Oh, he'll stay
around
just as long as he feels
like
Unless the Elder Gods
show up on this plane
Iä!
Iä!
Phn'glwi, Cthulhu fthagn!
Be careful when you call
him by his name.